Who, Me? Techie sent to fix Nobel Prize winner’s PC almost set it on fire
Techie creates a database of coil-whining graphics cards, power supplies, and liquid cooler pumps — open-source project wants community reports of affected parts
Who, me? Techie with three months' experience was sent in as the Cisco expert and proceeded to blow everything up
Part didn't fit so techie got out his screwdriver. Then something flew off the motherboard
Techie lured out of retirement to support software only he remembered
British Home Office seeks techie to herd nearly 1,000 engineers looking after 600 systems
Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident
Techie claims Trump Mobile website was leaking thousands of people's data
On-call techie decided job was done and hit the bottle – just before his pager went off
Techie was given strict instructions not to disrupt client. Then he touched one box and the lights went out
Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server
Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause
Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble
Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming
Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver
Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it
Techie ended vendor/client blame game by treating managers like toddlers
Techie fooled a panicked daemon and manipulated time itself to get servers in sync
Servers hated Mondays until techie quit quaffing coffee in their company
Techie went home rather than fix mistake that caused a meltdown
