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"We ran out of columns"

Oh the merchants2 table? Yeah, we ran out of columns on merchants, so we made merchants2 When I started programming as a kid, I didn't know people were paid to program. Even as I graduated high school, I assumed that the world of "professional development" looked quite different from the code I wrote in my spare time.

Even as I graduated high school, I assumed that the world of "professional development" looked quite different from the code I wrote in my spare time. While the codebase will forever remain locked by proprietary walls of that particular company, I hope I can share with you some of its most fun and scary stories. Each person, when tasked with improving some part of that app, would inevitably give up untangling that web, and find some nice little corner to build new things.

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