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Agile Is Dead

The "agile" development we're stuck with today is a joke — a suffocating mess orchestrated by imposters who wouldn't know quality software if it hit them in the face. We're drowning under the weight of clueless product leads, managers, and owners who've never written a line of code, yet they somehow dictate how software should be built.

The "agile" development we're stuck with today is a joke — a suffocating mess orchestrated by imposters who wouldn't know quality software if it hit them in the face. We're drowning under the weight of clueless product leads, managers, and owners who've never written a line of code, yet they somehow dictate how software should be built. As we waste time in these futile processes, the tech landscape is shifting faster than these so-called “agile experts” can arrange their next useless meeting.

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