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An adult version of scented markers exists… as thermal paste


As both a PC gaming and scented marker fan, I would absolutely buy this.

I want to glob a tiny bloop of sweet osmanthus grease onto my CPU and inhale it deeply before attaching my cooler and destroying the smell between two hot pieces of metal. Scent is a powerful human sense, so why not add to an already memorable experience of building a desktop gaming PC with something that smells good? Unfortunately, the CWTP website shows all the scented thermal pastes (and the regular ones) as sold out, so you might have to wait a while before you can share the experience with your co-workers in the breakroom — minus the D.A.R.E.

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