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Competitive Hormone Supplementation Is Shaping America's Future Business Titans


As testosterone levels decline, high-level executives reach for human growth hormone and testosterone supplementation to build their empires and engage in corporate warfare well into their seventies.

Doctors can also connect the discriminating patient with sources of Human Growth Hormone (effects: higher muscle mass, lower body fat, faster injury recovery—all good for maintaining high natural testosterone levels). Musk tends to engage in such responsible hobbies as tweeting on LSD, giving unrealistic production estimates, working twenty-hour days to meet them, and starting various feuds with the financiers who float his businesses, the regulators who could shut it down, and Thai cave divers. If he continues to invest it with the talent of a tech visionary, the personal network of a well-connected Sun Valley Conference regular, and the ambition of a young man, imagine how long that wealth will keep compounding.

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