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I’VE BEEN ENDORSED BY A UK NATIONAL NEWSPAPER! I AM RUNNING TO BE MAYOR OF LONDON 2024. Watch me launch my campaign on BBC NEWS.

I came to Earth in 2017 and stood against Prime Minister Theresa May (as ‘Lord Buckethead’), going went viral (in a non-Covid way). Then in 2018, after an unfortunate battle on the planet Copyright, I rewspawned in my true form as Count Binface to take on Boris Johnson in the 2019 election, where I scored a surprising 69. Because democracy on your planet is in deep trouble, and to download the complete works of Chris Rea.

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