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How to Stage a Coup

"I'm now going to offer you a megalomaniac explanation of the course of events"

CIA quickly responded, “We can't clear you,” because as soon as a Mormon hears that an American girl goes to Paris looking to pick up somebody who speaks a Kurdish language in order to learn from you, they immediately say, “Oh, no, no, no clearance.” A gentleman proposed to Hezbollah that they should completely bypass and cut out Israeli penetration of every known smartphone of all companies at all generations by using phones you pick up in any bar or restaurant pursuant to a message from a device in your pocket. It ended decades of absurd inter-service wheeling-dealing in designing operations, of which the Iran rescue attempt was the ultimate, with Marine pilots flying unfamiliar Navy helicopters, so as to have them represented, too, along with the Army and the Air Force.

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