Get the latest tech news

I ate and reviewed every snack in our office kitchen

This is the silliest piece of content we’ve ever done and when I proposed it, my boss asked me “How can we relate this to our product? How will this get us leads?” And I said “Well the concept is compelling enough and we can just mention it in the beginning”. So please help me justify having done this by booking a demo (or deploying open source) if you’re in the market for a billing system.

I personally love beef jerky, but its core use case is closer to a road trip gas station snack than an accoutrement in the boardroom. The sickly sweetness of the mint combined with a layer of dark chocolate as thick as an electron were a sad container for an even sadder interior substance, the protein-based mass. The high skin-to-flesh ratio gives grapes comparatively more fiber, making your body digest them better than a more sugary fruit like Mango.

Get the Android app