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Insanity: Locked Out – The Andrew Bailey
You've been locked out of your Google Utopia beta.
You faithfully attend most Google conferences and product launches, live Plussing them on your Chromebook (to the annoyance of your friends), followed by an in-depth Blogger post. Robotic trash cans sense that you're eating a candy bar while walking in the park, so one will open and follow you around like a puppy until you've finished your snack and given it a treat (the wrapper). When you catch up to him, he said that he sold that side project to someone else months ago, but Google eventually stopped selling the hammer, because it didn't have a good enough description or pictures.
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