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Just Fucking Use HTML

Stop reinventing the wheel. The web was doing just fine before your bloated frameworks crawled out of the sewer.

Sam Altman's AI army is laughing its silicon balls off while you're knee-deep in React's virtual DOMshit, praying your app doesn't choke on its own bloated corpse. While your bloated, over-engineered frameworks are out there throwing tantrums every time a browser updates or crying for patches every five minutes, HTML just sits back, cracks a beer, and does its goddamn job. Close this beautyOpen the damn dialog Prepare to be underwhelmed, assholeFucking text input:Email input for spam:Password you'll forget in 5 minutes (8-20 characters, because fuck you):Pick a number between 0 and 100, like it fucking matters:Slide this to show how much you love HTML (0 to 100%):Choose a date for your inevitable meltdown:Set a time for your daily existential crisis:Pick a date and time for your next panic error:Select a month for your quarterly breakdown:Choose a week to question all your life choices:Pick a color that matches your soul (hint: it's probably gray):Upload a file you'll never find again (PDF only, because we're assholes): Check this if you're a robot (we won't tell, you soulless fuck) Pick your poison: Option 1 Pick your poison: Option 2 Choose your favorite way to waste time, you lazy prick:Organizing your desk for the 10th timeCleaning your inbox (lol, good luck)Watching cat videosStaring at the wall like a dumbassPour your heart out here, or just bitch about frameworks:Admit which browser you use (we already know it's trash):Your current level of giving a fuck:60% (barely)How close you are to rage-quitting this form:70% (almost there)Submit (to your fate, you pain junkie)Reset (your expectations, not that they were high) *This form is powered real, raw HTML.

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