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Nissan’s Iruyo knows when your baby is sleeping, knows when they’re awake


Who wants a furry animatronic car nanny?

In the confines of an SUV, this meant a nightmare of constantly pulling over to try, desperately and often in vain, to quell the woes of this tiny fleshy sack full of our combined genetics that has no understanding of our world. And when they’re in that place — where their eyes are slammed shut, and they’re wailing in uncomprehending, helpless misery — the tinny song of a crappy, flailing robot toy’s speaker won’t calm them any more than soothing jazz music. Your best bet and only recourse is to put on Bob Seger’s “Against the Wind” and pray you find somewhere to turn off soon so you can change a diaper in the trunk, enduring the knowing sympathy of passing parents right along with the indignant anger of the childless while you curse the day you decided to make this trip in the first place.

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