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Smoking weed every day makes me less presentable and less productive. I love it

Every morning, I put on some coffee and finish last night’s joint. It keeps me comfortable, cuts my anxiety and boosts my appetite

Now every morning I wake up, I get a fresh pot of coffee brewing and I finish the joint I was smoking last night before bed, which is sitting on my bedside table. Obviously it is dangerous, but the only road accidents I’ve been in were from before I smoked weed – like driving past an ex-boyfriend’s place and being so in my head that I drove straight into a stationary car. The last time I was smoking a joint on my work break, a city janitor came along rolling cleaning supplies and asked me for a light.

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