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The Key to Bizarro's Symbols

Unlock the mysteries of the seemingly random pie, alien, or eyeball you can spot in the corner of your favorite Bizarro cartoon.

The person on the road to greater self-awareness does not march with the rest of the band, neatly in formation, wearing identical costumes, playing the same notes at the same time. Rather, the truly aware Jazz Pickle marches to their own drum, wears their own costume, and moves against the tide of other players, undaunted by the occasional trombone slide to the jaw or bass-drum mallet to the midsection. You can be sure you’ve not found the one when you catch them in an important lie like who they got naked with while you thought they were out shopping, or how much money they procured illegally and hid in a secret bank account.

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