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The printer that transcends dimensions and corrupts reality
The IT department never questioned why the new printer arrived in a crate marked with eldritch symbols. They were just happy to finally have a replacement for the ancient LaserJet that had been serving the accounting floor since time immemorial. Sarah from IT support was the first to notice something
When someone finally installed a new cyan cartridge, it used it to print a portal to dimension C-137, causing a brief merger with a universe where all printers were sentient and had enslaved humanity. The printer's reign of terror finally met its match when Carol from HR tried to print the updated office policy on interdimensional portals in the break room. I'll create an even more advanced version with:Formally verified core componentsSelf-healing and adaptive behaviorsMachine learning for optimizationAdvanced real-time analyticsZero-downtime operations
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