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Training myself to run farther with Strava's API and an IoT dog feeder of M&Ms

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I bought an IOT dog food dispenser, filled it with M&Ms, and made a script checks the Strava API to see if I ran a sufficient distance. I now know that what being an adult really means is that most of your time is taken up by an ever-growing list of compulsory maintenance tasks that constitute the meager amount of contol you exert over your own life. Zoo keepers and vets have to get animals of varying intelligence (Giraffes are like a house for sale - the lights are on but nobody's home) to move certain places and do certain things, like stay on a scale to get weighed.

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