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(This wasn't written by me, but I touched up a bit of the English.) A UNIX wizard hears cries of torment from his apprentice's computer room where the apprentice is studying, and goes to investigate. He finds the apprentice in obvious distress, nearly on the verge of tears.

The wizard nods sagely, and asks, "And what would you propose that will solve this obvious dilemma?" The student thinks carefully for several minutes, and his face then lights up in delight. The wizard quickly raises his hand and smacks the apprentice on the side of his head.

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