Get the latest tech news

What we've been playing - furniture dating, mansion mysteries, and football

What have you been playing this week?

A room type you haven't encountered before might suddenly appear, or a solution to puzzle you've been stewing over for a while might crystallise in your mind, and in doing so, allow you push the game on in a way that's exhilarating to behold - if only because you've struggled to progress for so long beforehand. Watch on YouTube This is a cheat addition because it's my partner who's been playing the game and not me, but it's the sort of thing I'd probably miss otherwise, because dating my household furniture isn't usually something I do. Your bed or your curtains or your washing machine - I mean it when I say every household object is a possible romance option here - might only have manifested as a humanoid moments ago, but this doesn't hold them back.

Get the Android app