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Who remembers the Fake Steve Jobs blog? My God was it funny. And yes, I know that I am showing my age.
So the big secret meeting. What crap. It was Bill and Hillary Clinton being huge a-holes and trying to shake us down for money. I got there late, cause to hell with getting anywhere early and sitting around waiting, and anyway I figured this was gonna be another one of John Doerr’s stupid meetings where […]
She stares at me with this flabbergasted look as if she can’t believe that someone else actually dared to speak during the meeting, instead of just genuflecting and doing whatever she tells them, which is I guess what most people do around her, and then she says, in that stupid chipmunk accent of hers, You know, I didn’t really come here for a dialogue, I just wanted to give you information and leave, but since you raised the issue, let me reassure you, the world isn’t melting, Steve. Al made that f-ing movie to scare people, but if you want to know what’s really scary, it’s the prospect of having that fat retarded hillbilly in the White House. She says, Stevie, honey, you can endorse Saddam Hussein for all I care, you can go stand out on a street corner wearing a f-ing sandwich board and dance around in your tightie-whities.
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